Information about this Home Page

• This home page is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.0. (Although if you can see this I guess you don't need to know this. Damn, what about those poor people whose browsers will not allow them to display this web page and therefore are not privy to this information? How do I make everyone happy????? I try, oh god how I do try...)

• I have also discovered that this home page looks really weird when viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.0 for Windows on a Mac with a DOS card.

• Here's a tip for navigating in frames: to go back in a frame on this or any home page that has frames, move the cursor into the frame and hold down the right button (or the only button for Macs), then select Back in Frame or Forward in Frame.

• If I had cutting-edge, high-tech, high-priced equipment, such as my own computer (not to mention Photoshop, KPT, Pagemaker, Frontpage, a scanner, a digital camera, a bigger brain, a time-travel machine, superpowers, a CS major programming slave, blah blah blah blah blah), this home page would be sooooooo much better. So sorry.

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