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Silicon Valley is where
Housing is New York City expensive,
And traffic is Los Angeles bad,
But at least something unique we have,
Is the outrageous gas.
Gals are all ugly yet taken,
Cuz it is like Engineering Schools,
A place where ugly Engineers are in hell,
And ugly gals are in heaven.
Silicon Valley rules
-Written by an anonymous Berkeley EECS major during the dot-com boom.
Guy Glut
Traffic in Silicon Valley