An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.<br>
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.<br>
Airplanes come with manuals.<br>
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.<br>
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.<br>
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.<br>
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.<br>
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.<br>