5/14	Some humor: You just might be a graduate student if ... 
        ...you can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate. 
        ...your carrel is better decorated than your apartment. 
        ...you have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the
           progress of your own joke across the Internet. 
        ...you are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read. 
        ...you have ever brought a scholarly article to a bar. 
        ...you rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your
	   laptop. 
        ...everything reminds you of something in your discipline. 
	...you consider all papers to be works in progress. 
	...professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore. 
	...you find the bibliographies of books more interesting than the
	   actual text. 
 	...you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation. 
	...you reflexively start analyzing those greek letters before you
	   realize that it's a sorority sweatshirt, not an equation. 
	...you find yourself explaining to children that you are in
	   "20th grade". 
	...you start refering to stories like "Snow White et al." 
	...you frequently wonder how long you can live on pasta without
	   getting scurvy 
	...you have more photocopy cards than credit cards 
	...you wonder if APA style allows you to cite talking to yourself
	   as "personal communication"